Thursday, October 27, 2005

Compilers-I: The MSIL Menace

This post is the first of the Compilers trilogy posts.. dedicated to compilers, MSIL and zulu.. Why this sudden obsession?? Well nothin can be revealed now..

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Compilers-I: The MSIL Menace

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It all started on the gloomiest Thursday in the month of September.. Everyone remembers it so distinctly.. The night before, the omens had not been good either.. dogs howling.. owls hooting.. and what not.. The dean after the morning MSIL class,(which included him showing photos of some of his past students.. became very senti :D) was so excited that he gave us 2 MSIL assignments, which in my opinion were (very boring)^infinity. So now the saga begins....


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September-October '05


After the MSIL episode, whenever a student, who had bunked the previous class was caught during the roll call, he would be interrogated and asked to explain the reason for his absence. As he stuttered and stammered, trying to steer away from the topics of "life partners", "Andhra Boys" or "Hyderabadi", the question would be put to him.. "Did you do the MSIL assignment?".. This question usually would be followed by the **stunned look** or **puzzled look** or **i m gonna puke look**.. So now all the hard work of avoiding the above topics would go down the drain.. and this would be the chance that the "dark lord" would be waiting for.. He would pounce on it.. and tear the guys reputation apart.

Now you-know-who was going berserk coz no one was doing the MSIL assignments. So now he started giving threats.. and sent letters to some of the wards' parents like vandv. What started out as a pastime (the interaction, teasing and all that) had turned into an obsession. And it was time to take immediate steps.. to save the batch and to save the old man himself from insanity.. The day that everyone had been waiting for, had arrived..

To be Continued...
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The End of Part-I

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